punkrock-bottom:

Need people to understand that if I’m online all day and do not respond to messages it’s because I need a day to not be a person and instead be one of those undiscovered species of slugs and that has lived in a cave for 1000 years and never seen sunlight and survives by eating moss

someguyiguess:

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

images-that-are-only-cursed:

0v9:

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

afterword:

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

redstonedust:

it sucks that masks weren’t already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don’t want to catch covid but i don’t want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what’s so wrong abt that.

earlsgrey:

jamesscarstairs:

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max